Poland slaps fine on singer for bashing Bible

Poland slaps fine on singer for bashing Bible: WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- A Polish court slapped a fine on a popular singer who bad-mouthed the Bible - the latest episode in which authorities grapple with religious defamation in a traditionally Catholic country that is growing increasingly secular....
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Iran warns Gulf Arabs on oil

Iran warns Gulf Arabs on oil: CAIRO (AP) -- Iran warned Gulf Arab oil producers against boosting production to offset any potential drop in Tehran's crude exports in the event of an embargo affecting its oil sales, the latest salvo in the dispute between the West and the Islamic Republic over its nuclear program....
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HK protesters demand D&G apologize for photo ban

HK protesters demand D&G apologize for photo ban: HONG KONG (AP) -- Occupy Dolce & Gabbana? A Hong Kong outlet of the Italian fashion label has been the target of repeated protests because residents claim the store's staff have discriminated against them....
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Laugh I could have died

called by an off-shore call centre telling me they were part of microsoft and would help me clear all the viruses off my computer....

caller ...Hello, are you the owner of the computer

me.. err, err, yes
......
caller.... crap about microsoft and viruses. followed by ... Is your computer turned on, do you own it and are you by the keyboard.

Me... yes, ooooh what is happening I am scared.

caller... no need to worry I am here to help.

An attempt to take over control of my computer.

Me.... I have something strange on my screen

caller... what does it say?

Me. F for foxtrot, U for uncle C for Charlie K for king I for indigo N nor nobody G for goose W for whisky

Caller... hold on a moment. (He must hang up)

I was transferred to a supervisor.

Supervisor... That looks like a bad virus, new attempt to take over my computer.

Me. Oh no this looks horrible lots of stuff on my screen, please help.

Supervisor.... What do you have.

Me... W for whisky... did you get that

Supervisor... yes (Every letter afterwards, same question, same response).

Me... A for alphabet

N for nobody

K for King

E for Egg

Me...new line and lots of spaces, do you want that too (surely I must be found out by now)

Supervisor... No this is a bad virus we will sort it out in a moment, what else is on the screen.

R for Romeo

S for Stereo

C for Charlie

A for Apple

M for mother

M for mother

E for Egg

and now a big gap

R for red

S for erm.. Sock

That is all I dont know what it means, what does it say.....

Supervisor... (gets the conversation with him in one)

Me... no you missed the first word...

Supervisor... Oh shit.

Made me smile and now I digress

Laugh I could have died I have not laughed so much since auntie mabel caught her left tit in the mangle... Peter Cook and Dudley Moore Ad Nauseum (Sick Bag) a brilliant peice of satire

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Womb for hire


Is there nothing that the UK won't follow the US in doing?


In a recent case a High Court Family Judge gave a ruling giving the green light to the commoditisation of the womb.

A couple paid an American Woman to give birth to their child and the Judge decided that the fee they had paid this woman was acceptable.

I can see the adverts and websites springing up -

Healthy womb, good pelvic bone, available for hire in March. £25,000. Successful delivery of 18 babies. Will also consider Caesarean for that perfect Christmas Present.

Womb for rent, slightly uncertain pedigree, has managed 5 live births with 2 still births, reduced rate £10,000

Wanted - healthy womb - Couple wanting to celebrate their anniversary in style require the baby to be delivered on 27th May. Prepared to pay up to £35,000 for the right applicant.

Want a womb to rent but strapped for cash. Wombs for hire loans are available at a competitive rate.

I am desperate for cash to pay my mortgage and prepared to offer a reduced rate for my womb, highest deposit secures.

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What a sick country this is becoming.
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